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Hard Cock and Ram

Poetry By: MermaidCaptain
Erotica


A fun and naughty rework of a childhood favorite...Green Eggs and Ham


Submitted:Feb 13, 2013    Reads: 1,269    Comments: 2    Likes: 0   


am Thick

Thick I am

That Thick I am, that Thick I am, I do not like that Thick I am.

Do you like hard cock and ram?

I do not like hard cock and ram, I do not like them Thick I am.

Would you like them there here or there?

I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like hard cock and ram, I do not like them Thick I am.

Would you like them in your house? Would you like them in your mouth?

I do not like them in a house. I do not like them in my mouth. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like hard cock and ram. I do not like them Thick I am.

Would you like them in a box? Would you like them in your fox?

Not in a box. Not in my fox. Not in a house. Not in my mouth. I would not take them here or there. I would not take them anywhere. I would not take hard cock and ram. I do not like them Thick I am.

Would you? Could you? In a car? Take them! Take them! Here they are!

I would not, could not in a car.

You may like them. You will see. You may like them down on your knees.

I would not, could not, down on my knees. Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like them in a box. I do not like them in my fox. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them in my mouth. I do not like them here or there. I do like them anywhere. I do not like hard cock and ram. I do not like them Thick I am.

A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?

Not on a train! Not on my knees! Not in a car! Thick! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, in my fox. I will not take them in a house.

I will not put them in my mouth. I will not take them here or there. I will not take them anywhere. I do not take hard cock and ram. I do not like them Thick I am.

Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not down on my knees. I do not like them Thick , you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not in my mouth. Not in my fox. I will not take them here or there. I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like hard cock and ram?

I do not like them Thick I am.

Could you, would you bleat like a goat?

I could not, would not bleat like a goat?

Would you, could you on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not bleat like a goat. I will not take them in the rain. I will not take them on a train. Not in the dark! Not down on my knees! Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like them in a box. I do not like them in my fox. I will not take them in a house. I do not like them in my mouth. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like hard cock and ram! I do not like them Thick I am!

You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say.

Thick! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.

~~~~~~~~~(trying hard cock and ram)~~~~~~~~~

Say!

I like hard cock and ram! I do! I like them, Thick I am! And I would take them in a boat. And they would make me bleat like a goat…

And I will take them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And down on my knees! They are so good, so good you see!

So I will take them in a box. And I will take them in my fox. And I will take them in a house. And I will take them in my mouth. And I will take them here and there. Say! I will take them ANYWHERE!

I do so like hard cock and ram. Thank you! Thank you! Thick I am!

The End :)





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