How many times did I make you cum?
Compliment your shape, smack your bum?
How many hours did we spend in bed?
I massaged you and gave you head
How many times did you wear knee high socks?
Fantasised about multiple cocks?
How often did you act really flirty?
Take me to bed and talk really dirty?
How many times have we showered and bathed?
Teased my body and licked my shaft?
How many times did we screw on the stairs?
Pluck your eyebrows and pubic hairs?
How many times did I make your heart race?
Wank while you watched and cum on your face?
How many times did we sixty nine?
While you called my name and swear you were mine?
How many times did you wear little knickers?
Let me peel them off like the backs off of stickers?
How many times did I suck your nipples?
And coaxed out your orgasm in waves and ripples?
How many times did we roleplay alone?
You turn me on and I give you the bone?
Too many times for me to keep score...
Enough times though for me to want more;
And when all this mad break up is all said and done-
How many more days until we have more fun?