Now introducing my new friend Scooter,
He's a thick serpent king a real straight shooter.
He has a magic suction cup way down at his base,
that lets me stick him anywhere depending on the space.
I've tried him on the tile floor and even on a chair,
but nothing was as good as when I hung him in mid-air.
You see, I stuck him to my shower wall, naughty as can be,
and slowly slid his length inside until he was ball deep.
The shower was on and the cool water flowing,
down my back, in between my crack until I was glowing.
I thrust against hard scooter, fucking with all my might,
the water tickling my fanny as I screamed with delight.
First one wave crashing, then two, then three and four,
til I was naught but a shivering mess upon the shower floor.