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If You Had a Penis

Poetry By: craaig

WARNING: If you are offended by sexual imagery or profanity do not read further. This is my attempt at erotic humour: What if my wife was not female? Would I still lover the same? What if I was not male would she let me love her?

Submitted:Aug 14, 2007    Reads: 2,759    Comments: 3    Likes: 1   


"If you had a penis

would it come between us..."

Funny that... this one got more reads than any other poem of mine -- even surpassing the Booksie Wussy.

Must be the titilating title.

Not one of the 168 readers pushed the [I LIKE IT] button, however.

That's why I've deleted it.

Why risk causing offense for nothing?

I thought it was funny.

But, then again, I have a weird sense of humour.

'Bye for now...


PS: Thanks to Anaya Roma for her appreciative comment.


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