HALP: IT'S A TARP

"What the Fuck?!"

"You just spilled beer on my balls," Johnny yelled!
"We need porn dude," giggled Jimmy.
"No we don’t. We need bitches," clarified Zack.
"Well then you suck," Jimmy yelled, once again spilling beer on Johnny.
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MEEEEE," Johnny yelled, his cute little face flush from yelling and drinking.
"Ugh you’re all pigs! You don't need porn, and we’re not bitches, we’re your beautiful pieces of art work!" I looked at Gabby who holds on to her pissed of man of the day, Zack.

I remember when Brian and I did that. Just sit with the guys and laugh about everything. Don't get me wrong, being with Sean is a lot of fun, it’s just not the same.
Here comes Brian and Lacy.
“Oh, great,” I mutter standing up and walking over towards Zack. After fixing my bikini I kiss Brian on the cheek.

"Bye, I have to get going. I meet with the wedding planner in an hour and I haven't got the slightest idea what to ask her," I smile at him.

"Okay, will I see you later?" I look at my feet.

"Maybe I will stop by. I will text you."

At home I disrobe and take a shower. I turn on my laptop while putting on clothes off the floor. Letting it boot up, I go to the kitchen and grab something to drink. Mountain Dew.
I sit down and research things to ask the wedding planner. I wrote down a few tips from a highly rated walkthrough to marriage including secret levels and power-ups! I shut the laptop and lay on my bed, just in time for my phone to ding. I slide it open and read the text.

'Hey Amber...'