*A/N: Thanks for all the reads. This chapter has sex in
it and a lot of drinking. I do not recommend drinking this much
or drinking Goldschlager...its just gross! Enjoy!*
Drink and Have Sex
After the lovely couple left, Dana mentioned to me and Christian
about going to a bar. "I have not drunk anything in a long time,
let's go somewhere!" Dana said and I shrugged my shoulders. I can
use a drink or two.
"Sure, I'll go," I said and Christian agreed too. Great, annoying
asshole is coming too.
"Do any of y'all know a good bar?" Dana asked and Christian
"Yes, I do. I go there every Saturday. It's a German bar, but
it's a lot of fun and the best Wiernerschnitzel in Salt Lake
City," Christian said and I grunted. What the hell is a
"It's something you eat, Amy. You cut it with a knife and fork
then chew it up with your teeth then swallow it to digest it,"
Christian added and Dana busted out laughing. Dana finds him
funny, I find him annoying. I just have to find out what this
Wiernerschnitzel thing is. I gathered my things and Christian
went back to his tattooing room and I sagged. What is with me? I
think he is an annoying ass hole, but I find myself wanting to
know more about him. What makes him so annoying, yet incredibly
Fred's Deutsche Bar is very wild and crazy. It is located in
Little Germany. Yes, Salt Lake City has a "Little Germany". The
first thing I noticed about it is the loud music. I thought it
would be that old country shit, but its Rammstein. Everybody is
yelling, singing along, even Christian is singing to Rammstein.
"Rammstein is pretty popular in Denmark. Please do not say
anything bad about the band, these people think of Rammstein as a
religion and will go haywire if anything bad is mentioned about
them," Christian said, mainly at me. Does he really think I will
talk shit about a band that I find myself liking myself? I liked
Rammstein ever since the song "Sonne" came out back in the early
"I am highly offended that you would think…"
"You seem like a girl that would like Beyonce or Lil Wayne." I
rolled my eyes and he took Dana and me to the bar and he ordered
us some drink called a Black Dane. "It's a popular drink in
Denmark and Germany. It's like your White Russian with a European
twist," He said and I crossed my arms across my chest. I don't
anybody, especially Christian, to order me a drink. I don't want
some weird Danish drink!
"I can order my own drink, thank you very much. Barkeep, I want a
"Sweet cheeks, this is Little Germany, not downtown SLC. They
only serve European drinks. You might as well drink the Black
Dane or pick something else," He said and I sneered at him. I got
the Black Dane and took a sip. I am pretty satisfied. This is
better than a regular White Russian. I drank the first glass and
got me another glass along with a shot of Goldschlager, an high
potent bourbon. I never drank the stuff, but Dana told me it has
gold flakes in it and it tastes like you are swallowing a whole
pack of red hot gum. Since I like that gum, I should like the
bourbon. I downed the Black Dane drink and began to drink on my
Goldschlager. I like this drink too! Christian then ordered us
some Danish beer and we began to talk again. "So, Amy, do you
know any famous Danish people?" Christian said and I stared at
him and smiled.
"The guy from 'The Prince and Me'," I said and he rolled his
"Not that douche bag, he is just a Brit trying to be a Dane."
"Lars Ulrich from Metallica, he is from Denmark right?"
"Yes, Lars is from Denmark. That is usually the first person
anybody comes up with, including Dana."
"Lars is sexy, me wanna fuck him!" Dana said and I laughed. Dana
is a VERY light drunk. She only had two Black Dane's and a half
of beer and she is already drunk as a stunk.
"I know you do, but he is married," I said to her and she pouted.
"That man looks hot; I am going to check him out…" Dana said and
she stood up, but she almost lost her balance and grabs a hold of
the bar. When she regained her balance, she let go and grabbed
her breasts and pushed them up. She slapped them and I about fell
off the bar stool laughing. "Me and the girls are ready!" Dana
said and I hooted at her as she walked over to some guy that has
light brown hair.
"Want another beer?" Christian said and I leaned over and smiled
at him. Maybe I am getting a little tipsy myself.
"Yeah, or that Black Dane shit," I said and he ordered a Black
Dane for me and a beer for him. The music changed and Christian
"Only here they will play that song," He said and I cocked my
head and the lyrics are English. "The song is called 'Pussy'…" I
just shook my head in disbelief, "For real! Just listen…" I sat
and listened to the song and I believe him. "You have a pussy, I
have a dick, so what's the problem?"
"Oh my God! Rammstein is one messed up band…but it's turning me
on," I said and I covered my mouth. Christian, of all people,
should have not heard that from me. This song is turning me on;
everything turns me on when I am drunk. That's why I rarely
drink, to keep my virginity intact as long as I can, I don't want
to get drunk and fuck somebody. "Oh really? This is turning you
on?" Christian said and I can tell that he is slightly drunk as
well. I didn't say anything and I turned and chugged down my
drink and asked for another Goldschlager. When the barkeep gave
me the drink, I drank it down and my head got dizzy. "I…don't
feel real good," I mumbled and I tried to stand up but I fell
over. Christian caught me and I looked up and I have never
anything so…sexy. I smiled up at him and then he finally smiled.
"Want to go to my place?" Christian asked and I nodded. We called
a taxi and Christian told the driver his address, and I just lay
there, playing with my hair. "Itsy bitsy spider, went up the
water spout!" I said and I giggled.
"Down came the rain, and washed the spider out!" Christian joined
me and we both laughed. The driver stopped and I stepped out of
the car and I couldn't walk really good. Christian wobbled over
and grabbed my arm and walked us up the stairs and tried to
unlock his door. "Fuck dig dum dør! Jeg har brug for at lade
denne smukke kvinde i!" (Fuck you stupid door! I need to let this
beautiful woman in!) Christian said in Danish, I guess, and
kicked the door. I laughed because he is beating up the door. He
finally got the key in the door and opened the door. He turned
off the lights, but that didn't stop me from falling to the floor
from tripping over something. I started to laugh and Christian
joined me. "Sorry, I am so clumsy!" I said and he helped me up
and pulled me into his arms. I can feel his hard-on in his pants
and I raised an eyebrow. "You happy to see me?" I said and he
nodded. He leaned down and put his lips on me. He slid his tongue
inside my mouth and I moaned. He tastes so good. He tastes like
beer and well…beer. I needed him so bad, I want him inside me
like now! He lifted me up, not taking his lips off of mine and
carried me across his house to his bedroom. He tossed me on the
bed and it made me bounce. He tore his shirt off and I gasped. He
has a Celtic cross on his chest, right above his nipple and it's
just sexy. I love his tattoos, especially the sleeves. They are
Asian themed with dragons, Geisha's and temples. I touched the
cross on his chest and traced it. "So sexy, tattoos turn me on!"
I groaned and I lay back as he crawled on top of me and he took
my shirt off.
I can feel the chill of the room on my heated skin and he began
to take my bra off. When my breasts are free, his hands began to
cup them. I moaned and bucked my whole body to feel more. My
thighs are cradling his erection and he sat up and took his pants
off and then his boxers. I looked at his huge dick and my mouth
made an "O".
"Oh, what a big dick you have!" I said and he laughed.
"Wonder if he can fit in that tight pussy you have," Christian
said and he took my pants and panties off and he got on top of
"Oh yeah, I have some news that you may need to know!" I said,
trying to make a serious face in my drunken state.
"What?" Christian said groaning because the head of his dick is
rubbing my clit and I began to moan.
"I'm…a virgin." He pushed himself inside and I groaned from the
pleasure and the slight pain of my virginity going away.
"Well, not no more!" We both laughed then groaned as he pressed
deeper inside me. Oh god, this feels good! He began to move
slowly so I can adjust to his size. I wrapped my legs around him
and begged for more.
"Oh God, faster!" I begged and he moved faster. He found my
special spot inside me and I began to shake all over. I ran my
fingernails down his back and he groaned, I guess he likes that.
I began to feel my climax building and Christian moved faster.
"Christian, oh Christian, I'm coming!" I yelled and my climax
erupted. He came with a loud moan which is my name and I can feel
him fill me with his come and he collapsed on me. A few moments
later, he rolled off of me and I lay against his chest and I went
into a drunken, and post-orgasmic, slumber, not thinking what I
just done with Christian.