I don't like people staring at my eggs for too long.
I'm not saying that my eggs are too special to be stared at.
You can look- even I look at other people's eggs.
But there's a line, you know- don't cross the line with my eggs!
Very few people know the truth behind my rack.
It was very difficult to build this; my eggs are NOT an overnight sensation.
They are quite small;
I know that others are in possession of larger, rounder, extra-body eggs.
But staring at them and discussing them while you know I'm noticing, isn't very polite.
And by the way:
I know who you are!
When I take a nap on my stool
I've heard my eggs being mentioned and there's even some talk about getting touchy-feely.
Please show some restrain-
My eggs might crack under pressure.
From time to time
I have noticed a clear, somewhat odour-free fluid running down its sides.
That's just future food going down the drain.
And another thing.
Please don't think of touching my eggs without paying for them first.
Yes, I know you might not want to buy them
But some damage might be caused too my tissue and smooth walls.
Please remember, they are only on display for a little while.
Why can't you touch your own eggs??
Maybe you can even trade touching each other's.
The woman next to me and the man across from me have been staring at my eggs for too long.
It's just bad business, man!
Maybe, if I placed a bulb on their heads
They would stop considering my eggs and touch each other's eggs.
I realise her eggs are a little brownish-yellow and his are a little black but that's just self - racism.
My eggs are probably no better than yours.
I am saying this to console you.
But you should definitely give it a try.
Everyone should touch each other's eggs today.
I think we've all been touching our own eggs for too long.
If you agree with me
Show your neighbour's eggs some love, but don't forget to ask permission first.