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I was had a cow or should I say she once had me

Submitted:Jan 19, 2010    Reads: 140    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   

No really this is about why dairy sucks

I find it depressing and is the line between thinking in time and thinking with a 5 second delay.

Pre-dairy I am alert, wheelin & dealin, kickin ass at jeopardy

Post-dairy I am sluggish, stupid and sad

I call it Heffer's Revenge

Or you could just say hey wait...I'm not a baby cow...



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