Now I lay me down to
sleep / My undies down around my feet / Sheets turned back and a
bottle of lube / For the next 10 minutes I'll think of you
A husband and wife r
laying in bed. The husband says i cant decide if i wanna watch
GOLF or PORN, the wife says watch PORN you already know how to
you are the definition
of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your
I'm pretty sure it was
a man who invented the tampon. Why? Because if a woman had
invented it they would vibrate so women would actually enjoy
To the fool who decided
a 1 inch Snickers bar should b called 'fun size' --SERIOUSLY when
was the last time anything an inch long was fun!?!
I don't wanna grow
up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid. Oh wait! They have adult toys now! Oh,
hell yeah, let me grow up!
Bacon is bacon, Eggs
are eggs, Don't let a guy get between your legs. guy says
your cute, guy says your fine, 9 months later guy says "Not
say "eye" then
spell MAP then say "ness" . so immature right ( =
Say ICE, now say
BANK, then say MICE and finally say ELF. Now say each of
them together REALLY fast;)LOL
walk out of a bar and see a dog across the street
licking his balls! Drunk#1 Wish I could do that!
Drunk#2 Better ask the dog first!!
Jack-in-the-box as kids...but now that I'm older I prefer mine
roses are red violates
are blue all of my naughty thoughts involve you
Husband: Tell me an
Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same
time. Wife: Yours is bigger than all your friends.
Q. what do you do when
there's a cop car behind you, a hippo in front you, and a pony
beside you? A. stop drinking, and get off the kids'
im as frustrated as
a T-Rex with a hard-on. "CURSE YOU LITTLE ARMS!"
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